My Life in Quotes

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

(via sighsob)

“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.”
— Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via drapetomania)

(Source: larmoyante, via drapetomania)

theamericankid:

“you want me to finish him?” ” no no no, we got it.”

theamericankid:

“you want me to finish him?” ” no no no, we got it.”

Feeling like shit again /: why can’t someone actually like me?